Trump Sneakers are a sure winner compared to Biden Sneakers. Joe can't even compete:
SLEEPY JOE WAKES UP TO THE REALITY that Trump Sneakers are already going to lunch while Biden is only just getting his slipper on.
It's rumored that Biden had planned on releasing Biden Loafers but that his White House staff quashed the idea due to concerns that they might be used to look up little girls' dresses.